CRAPPY IDEAS CORNER

人生はピカピカです || LIFE IS FULL OF A SPARKLES

Just A Story

Note:  This fanfic was my old fanfic which I posted on 2007 on my ff.net account well... if I remember it correctly. Hahahaha!!  I am re-editing this because I just feel like it... naaa xD I needed it to warm up my brain so I can slowly get into writing again. Hopefully.

Disclaimer : I do not own GS/GSD cause if I own it the production will be a disaster as I will be MORE FOCUSING ON FANSERVICE for ASUCAGA LOVER. Oh I wish!

Summary : A silly story I came up with whilst rereading Ranma 1/2 manga.

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It was sunny day where birds flying freely in the sky, the wind gently brushing the trees leafs creating a soft melodies, couples and families sitting on the bench in the park simply enjoying the wonderful days. However, there was one man with a navy blue haired and a shining paired of emerald eyes sitting on one of the benches with worried plastered all over his face. He was there with his two best friends, Yzak and Dearka… Well, not really best friends per se… but a good friend... in sort of ways…probably.

The boy with silver haired, known as Yzak shot a very intense glared to the blue haired guy while the one with blond haired, known as Dearka just smiled idiotically as he stared longingly on a piece of paper on his hand, predictably a pitcure of his girlfriend. Yzak felt the unpleasant goosebumps running through his neck. He rubs it hurriedly when his eyes met the idiotic blond haired lad. He even wonder why he was there at the first place when he can just sit and relax at his own house, enjoying his ‘alone’ time. As always...

 

“Okay! I’ve had enough of this frustrating silence!” He shouted. He stood up and pulled the blue haired guy shirt's collar as he leaned his face closer with a glint on his eyes conveyed he was ready to slice him limb by limb. “Now!! Spill it out, Athrun!” he hissed.

Athrun stammered, “Ca…lm do…wn, Yzak!”

“Tell me how must I calm down when there is one guy with pathetic look on his face and the other guy with idiotic grinned drawn on his face while drooling over a photo of his girlfriend!!” he shouted loudly on Athrun face.

“Gee Yzak, chill down…” the blond haired guy hissed as he rubs his ears.

Yzak breathed in, to calm himself, the way his anger management instructor had told him to do so whenever he felt like he will lost his temper. He let go of Athrun’s shirts collar as he try to stabilize his breathing again . Dearka hurriedly slipped the pitcure back in his pants pocket. No, he was not afraid of his best friend wrath, rather he decided to not let his ears suffers more. Who knows when Yzak will screamed out of his lung again.

“I don’t know what to do!” Athrun started. “She…I think she is mad at me,” he finally voiced out his worries to his friends.

“You mean, Cagalli?” Dearka said, more like questioning.

Athrun stared lazily at the blond guy, “Do you think I might worried like this if it's involved anyone else?”

Dearka stares blindly at nothing then nodded understandingly. Yzak yet again let out a heavy sighed. Why oh why he was even here, again? He mentally face-palmed.

Yzak crossed his arms around his chest and glared at Athrun as he asked, “What did you do, this time?”

“I don’t know…” Athrun answered exasperatedly

"you ..." he hissed as he barely calms himself down. Dearka immediately covered his ears. "You called me at five in the morning, asking me to meet you hear AT SIX in the MORNING to listen to your GODDAMN STUPID PROBLEMS and dared you went and said YOU DO NOT F ** KING KNOW ?!! Give me 10 good reasons why I should not aim my MAGNUM GUN to YOUR HEAD, ATHRUN? !!"

Athrun shrugged. He knew he sounded stupid when he claimed Cagalli was angry at him with no apparent reasons.

But wait ...

"Maybe ..." he began as an idea of ​​why his beloved precious rose unconsciously made him 'think' she was angry at him. "The thing that I said to her last week ..."

Dearka raises his brows, "and what is the 'thing' you said to her? Oh ... You did not possibly be telling her she was not good in bed ... did you?"

With that, Dearka earned himself a smack at the back of his head by Yzak. Well, Athrun was about to do so, but Yzak cutted him off pretty fast. Dearka moaned in pain and rubbed his head.

"What is that for, Yzak?"

"You and your faulty mouth!!" he hissed furiously. "So, what the hell did you told her? 

"I - well I intended it to be a joke ... when, you know, I said she was only agreed to go out with me because I can afford to buy her ice cream and satisfy her addiction ... "

Dearka put his hand on his chest and pretended to be hurt. "Wow, that hurts man. How could you?" he exaggerated his painful expression. "So, what did she do after she heard about that hurtful joke?

Athrun ignored the sarcasm.

"When we went out again, she did not bother to ask me to buy her ice cream."

"I thought Cagalli might give you one or two bruises on your face. Find yourself lucky, Mister. " Yzak snorted.

He too was surprised when she ignored him instead and did not even bother to give him a few black marks on his face. Well, she was not that violent... sometimes, if not all the time. She does have her cute side as well. But for him, she was not the Cagalli he used to know.

"Then ..." Both of his friends said in unison.

"Then?"

"What is it to do with us?" Asked the blond.

Athrun stared at them both. "I 'm expecting an advice ...."

"Yeah ... from Mr. Flirty ... Nice job!" Yzak snorted sarcastically.

"And one who knows only to explode ..." Dearka said mockingly at his silver head friend.

Athrun ended up watching the both of his friends argued and mocked each other  with several, and might he add childish nicknames.

He Shook His Head.

Asking them for an advice? What on earth was he thinking? He immediately took out his phone and speed dialed a familiar number.

"Hello? Kira ..."

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The brunet haired lad, known as Kira laughed hysterically. He ignored several paired of eyes that looked at him. Some with questioning looks and some with a scowls.His navy haired friend only managed to massages his forehead. They are now in one of the famous café in Freedom park, Stellar Star Café . Athrun took a sipped of his black coffee and watched Kira wiped a small tears from his eyes and his face red due to him trying to contain his laughter.

"Finish?" He asked him nonchalantly.

Kira nodded and a big grinned replaced his laughter.

"I'm sorry, Athrun. Asking the hot headed guy and the flirty guy ... for an advice?" He said and small out chuckle. "What was your head thinking, Athrun?

He sighed, "Thank you for pointing that out. So ... do you have any ideas on what should I do?"

Kira shook his head, "This is the first time I heard she walked away without a fight."

"I know. I'm scared for my life Kira. Now, what should I do?" He asked him again the same question.

Abruptly, Kira clapped his hand and his eyes widened with knowing glint as he smiled widely. "Does she knows killing moves?" He said, and for some strange reason he seems happy about it.

Athrun froze. He stared at the paired of violet eyes in front of him. "W-What?"

"Oh you know, when you learned martial arts. Well as you probably knew that my sister, your girlfriend taken up some too. So I think she uses tricks ... by First, killing you on the inside before she takes you on off guard, "he told him with a satisfied grinned drawn on his face. A victory smiled for solving the mystery.

"Kira, have you heard yourself?" He questioned his friend's sanity. "Where have you learned this ... this ... ridiculous thing ?!"

"Oh ... I read it in Ranma ½ comic. Well ... it was one of the techniques I think they could actually learn," he said as he sipped his black tea. Mmm ... delicious!

"You were saying based on a comic book and that does not make any sense, Kira."

"Well ..." he started. "I advice you to just apologize to her, Athrun. Maybe you can put a stop to the silent killing she is currently planning. "

Athrun groaned. He thought he could counted on his grilfriend's brother. But it looks like his friend's mind currently occupied with silly thoughts. That was what happened when you read manga 24/7. But then again, he better acted on the apologize advised. Maybe ... he was not too late.

"Anyway, thanks Kira" ...although you weren't helping much, his inner monologue added...."I think I will just go and meet her and find out the truth.......and apologize." With that, Athrun left him alone.

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At last! He stood at Cagalli's yard as he scanned his surrounding, afraid that his girlfriend, like Kira said will take him off guard. Not that he believe his nonsense ... sheesh. No. Who would, anyway? But, precaution will not hurt anyone.

A bouquet of red roses flower and a small pack of branded chocolate, where you can only find in a certain shop held tightly on his hand.

Ding ... dong ...

 

Cagalli raised her eyebrows when she saw her boyfriend holding a large bouquet of red roses and a small pack of chocolate of her favorite brand .

"Athrun? Are we meeting today? I thought you said you got something to do today. What is with the roses?" She bombered him with questions.

Athrun shoved the bouquet to her face. She blinked several time before a smile crafted on her lips. She inhaled the sweet smells of the roses and breathes dreamily. Seeing his girlfriend with a blissful look, he could not help but felt relief. He then handed her the chocolate. She smiled warmly at him.

"Thank you ... Though I do not know what exactly the ocassion is."

Athrun adjusted his posture and cleared his throat.

"I." he started. "I just want to say I'm sorry, Cagalli."

Cagalli frowned.

"For what?"

"You can ask me to buy you whatever flavors of ice cream you like ... and I do not care how much it will cost me as long as you are happy. So ... please forget my remark to you last week. It was just a joke, "he said as he begged for forgiveness.

"What joke?" She asked him again, not having a clue on what was the navy haired co-ordinator blabbering about.

"You know ... when I jokingly" he emphasis the word joking, "told you that you agreed to go out with me because I always bought you ice cream to satisfy your addiction. When we met on the next week, I offered to buy you your favorite chocolate brownie fudge ice cream, you declined." The he laughed, "I hope this can appease your ...anger...?"

Cagalli rested her index finger on her chin as she lost in her thoughts. Last week? Hermmm ...

"Ah! That week! Have I not told you? I got a year supplied of ice cream when I won the online contest held by my favorite ice cream company. That day I swear I was thinking about the result whether I won or not, so I got distracted... "

"So you were not mad?"

"Why would I be ..." she frowned as she remembered what her boyfriend just told her, "Wait ... did you exactly said that?"

Athrun can feel his sweat dripping down from his forehead. Cagalli throws her famous death glared to her boyfriend.

"Did you just say that I  just want to satisfy my  addiction ? !!" she questioned him, almost yelling.

... she was mad about the addiction part?

"That wa ... was ... only a jo ... ke ... Cagalli ..." he stammered as he ready to run for his life when Cagalli placed the bouquet and the chocolates at the top of the shoe wardrobe besides her.

"I will only give you 10 seconds  to say your prayer, Athrun!"

Gulped !!

With that, he ran for his life as Cagalli tailed behind him with holding something that looks akin to a hammer she got from God knows where. At the same time, Kira suddenly appeared on her yard as he waves the Ranma ½ manga he held to Athrun.

"Athrun, I did some reasearched again. It seems that the technique was just some kind of misunderstanding" he voiced out, dissapointed. "I guess it was because Cagalli just won a year worth Ice cream supplied from her favorite brand. She will not be needing you to buy her ice cream anymore. Well, at least for another year. " He said it calmly as he watched his best friend chased down by his beloved twin sister.

Athrun groaned, "You should tell me that earlier, Kira !!!"

"ZALA !!!"

And you can guess what happened next ....

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At the earlier said park.

It was already in the afternoon and you can still see Yzak and Dearka insulting each other without noticing the navy haired co-ordinator already gone from their side.

"You hot tempered twisted silver head !!"

"Why you ... you ... flirty ..."

"ah-huh! I win!" Dearka yelled in joy as he walked away whistling a tune.

Yzak groaned, "Why you ... !!!! Get back here, you asshole !!"

 

 All live happily ever after.
The end.